September 26, 2019

I’ma not gonna buy ™

A bit of Waldos culture from post high school.. A couple of Waldos lived in a house together. Whenever they would ask the tight-fisted landlord for […]
September 26, 2019

Because ice cream doesn’t have teeth ™

A non-sequitur standard answer.. a wild card answer for anything….to so many questions posed to the Waldos.
September 26, 2019

Uh Who Told You That? The Guy Who Sells You the Stuff? ™

Uh Who Told You That Backstory One Waldo’s father was a Brooklyn-born and raised fellow who had already been living in California for many years (by […]
September 26, 2019

I Yi Yi Gabba” (pronounced Eye Yi Yi Gabba) ™

This simply means “goodbye”.  This is how the Waldos would occasionally say goodbye in person with a hand wave, or on the telephone.
September 26, 2019

Consolation Donut ™

Guys in every city and town across America, would go out and hunt for women-dates-pickups-girlfriends on Friday or Saturday nights.   Much later on in the evening, […]
September 26, 2019

Yummo Yack! ™

Sometimes after a long evening The Waldos would end up at Jack in the Box.  As everybody knows, you drive up to the speaker microphone and […]
September 26, 2019

Could You Please Be More Interesting ™

There were many times the Waldos would be talking to somebody at a party (or somewhere else) who was boring.  The ‘somebody’ would go on and […]
September 26, 2019

The Alberian Method ™

In conversation with strangers, or in front of strangers, sometimes the Waldos would profess to be utilizing “The Alberian Method.”  We would brag that we would […]
September 26, 2019

Gabba Gabba Gaa ™

Sound used to denote complaining on-and-on… multiple  frequent complaints by any individual. “Gabba Gabba Gaa” is usually said two or three times in succession … like […]