You’re a Waldo Shecky / You’re a Shecky Waldo ™
A phrase the Waldos would say to each other anytime,… and at our choice we would reverse the two names Waldo and Shecky, Each one of those two names by themselves alone had a comedic ring to it but the two names Waldo and Shecky combined together into one phrase had an even greater corny-comedic […]
Bing Bong Ding Dong Ding ™
A phrase to refer to smoking or taking a hit of cannabis, or say when taking a hit of cannabis.At the very beginning of its usage, it was also a little bit of a smoking game. Background and Usage The Waldos and even other people we knew outside of the Waldos would call a marijuana […]
Waldo Back-Up Smash ™
Not really a catchphrase but rather a Waldo Signature gag. This is a minor faux auto accident that takes special comedic advantage of passengers in a car in which a Waldo is the driver. It is staged in only one specific driving situation… backing up…when passengers are exceptionally vulnerable to its effects. Typically, a Waldo […]
Norman’s in Nevada???!!! ™
Impersonation/catchphrase of Waldo Steve’s Brooklyn accented dad’s high-pitched exasperated astonishment called out on a ski trip, when it was suddenly realized back at the cabin in the evening that Steve’s brother Norman was left behind at a Nevada ski lodge. A Waldo favorite
Unagreed ™
This is like it sounds—it is a declaration of the message, “I contest”. It may be said just after, or at the exact moment, you pound a fist or slap your hand on a table once. It can be used to contest anything.Like other Waldo phrases that mock, it is a mocking of contesting in […]
Cousin Itt
Cousin Itt was a character from the television show The Addams Family. Just a few feet tall and 100% hair from head to toe, you could never see his face although he wore sunglasses, and often a brown derby. A minor character on the television show and not in every episode, to the Waldos he […]
I’m on the Forefront, ….. of Stupidity. ™
Usually a call and response communication between two Waldos. More specifically, an out-and-about Waldo will telephone-report from the field, “I’m on the forefront.” A second Waldo will ask, “Of what?” And the answer from the first Waldo is always, “Of Stupidity”. (Very occasionally the exchange will take place in person, not on the telephone. And […]
Gravely or Growling – “Uh, Uh, Uh, Oh!” ™
This is a phrase or sound the Waldos would make to express their consensus about a woman they see nearby,—that although she is obviously overweight we find her attractive.Every syllable is gravely or growling and there’s an emphasis or small explosive burst on the “Oh!” part. Not all joke; the Waldos were sincere in recognizing […]
Yorn Yeh ™
One day out of the blue, the Waldos just decided to make up another weird sounding phrase. It has no meaning whatsoever. There is an emphasis on the “Yorn’ syllable.
Lurking ™
The ‘activity’ of any guy anywhere in the world, trying to meet women, for any reason.