Gravely or Growling—“Eh, Eh, Eh” ™
This is a Waldo catchphrase/sound effect that covers most anything and everything about the world of overeating. Overeating is such a big part of life, past and present, in certain restaurants that serve big portions, on Holidays, etc., etc., etc.This is an all-encompassing joke/noise about overeating. Examples: Sitting before an enormous spread or plate of […]
Youidiot ™
The phrase is used to joke about (not opinion on, or shame) anybody’s bonehead mistakes, statements or actions. It is NOT “You Idiot”— there is NO space or pause between two words. It is not said directly to anybody, but only about somebody. Any reader here may think, ‘that’s not a very original phrase because […]
The “I’ve Got It All” rant ™
A true life rant about adversity, captured forever.The Waldos came to know a colorful character ‘Evan’ in San Francisco (from the Hunters Point projects) who would loudly and happily brag in one continuous rant — “I got it all! …I’ve got cancer, I got emphysema, I got heart trouble, I got diabetes, I got another […]
Look at Yourself!!! ™
Cannabis in the 70’s (and 60’s and 80s) was never consistent in strain, quality, intensity or effect. From batch to batch you never knew what you were getting, and it could’ve been smuggled in from anywhere in the world. There were times when a very powerful effect might sneak up on you. As a result, […]
Crazy Patrick ™
Look, here’s the deal, I get everything and you get nothing ™ Waldo Dave’s impersonation of brother Patrick expressing Patrick’s idea of a fair trade negotiation —“Look, here’s the deal, I get everything and you get nothing“
B I’m Floating™ Cratty Man
B, … I’m Floating!™ The Waldos had and still have a friend named Rick Cratty … We call him Cratty Man. Whenever you would get high with Cratty Man you would end up with an earful from him— intense, boundless speeches/discussions about certain subjects, and of certain natures: cosmic, esoteric, psychology and advanced consciousness, futurism, […]
There’s Bubbles in the Toilet ™
After high school, one Waldo became a resident manager for a small apartment building. With the connection, other Waldos moved into the building soon after. As with any other apartment building, tenants phoned or left voice messages for the manager with complaints and repair requests. One day there was a message received from an older woman […]
Peer Pressure, Peer Pressure, Peer Pressure! ™
Teens have always been been influenced by peer pressure when it comes to alcohol and drugs. The Waldos, being the Waldos—a group of guys who mocked everything— recognized teenage peer pressure and humorously called it out. Some of the Waldos liked to get much more high than others. Back in the days when cannabis strains […]
Tiny Mind’ Narrations
There used to be a television show called (Mutual of Omaha’s) Wild Kingdom. It was a wildlife and nature documentary show where every action and activity of every life form would be continuously-described/narrated by it’s host Marlin Perkins. Waldo Dave started doing impersonations of Marlin Perkin’s wildlife narrations. But then Dave started narrating what the […]
The Tropic of Oknaton
The Waldos could get creative in describing a cannabis episode of ‘extremely stoned or too spaced out’. We came up with new names to describe the too-high experience, or place you went to, before coming back down to earth. Or you might make up a name afterwards to describe an experience that was forever memorable. […]