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October 22, 2019

The “I’ve Got It All” rant ™

A true life rant about adversity, captured forever.The Waldos came to know a colorful character ‘Evan’ in San Francisco (from the Hunters Point projects) who would […]
October 22, 2019

Gravely or Growling—“Eh, Eh, Eh” ™

This is a Waldo catchphrase/sound effect that covers most anything and everything about the world of overeating.   Overeating is such a big part of life, past […]
October 21, 2019

Youidiot ™

The phrase is used to joke about (not opinion on, or shame) anybody’s bonehead mistakes, statements or actions.  It is NOT “You Idiot”— there is NO […]
October 21, 2019

Lurking ™

The ‘activity’ of any guy anywhere in the world, trying to meet women, for any reason.
October 21, 2019

Yorn Yeh ™

One day out of the blue, the Waldos just decided to make up another weird sounding phrase.  It has no meaning whatsoever.  There is an emphasis […]
October 21, 2019

Gravely or Growling – “Uh, Uh, Uh, Oh!” ™

This is a phrase or sound the Waldos would make to express their consensus about a woman they see nearby,—that although she is obviously overweight we […]
October 21, 2019

I’m on the Forefront, ….. of Stupidity. ™

Usually a call and response communication between two Waldos.  More specifically, an out-and-about Waldo will telephone-report from the field,  “I’m on the forefront.”  A second Waldo […]
October 21, 2019

Cousin Itt

Cousin Itt was a character from the television show The Addams Family.    Just a few feet tall and 100% hair from head to toe, you could […]
October 21, 2019

Unagreed ™

This is like it sounds—it is a declaration of the message, “I contest”.   It may be said just after, or at the exact moment, you pound […]