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A bit of Waldos culture from post high school.. A couple of Waldos lived in a house together. Whenever they would ask the tight-fisted landlord for […]

Waldo noise-mocking of an over-the-top counterculture type, spiritual New Age type, or euphoric Grateful Dead deadhead type. The noise sounds like the twang of a lower […]

A Waldo joke, with therapeutic value; slapping a table 3 times with one flat hand, yelling “no! “. Each consecutive “no!” is a more-demonstrative greater mock, […]

Norwegian sounding noise made in front of tourists, at rather large volume. Usually made by two Waldos and always conveying a consensus or some form of […]

A Waldos’s fast and sometimes painful hard grab and squeeze on another Waldos elbow/lower arm. Always forwarned by a yell of ‘lobster lock’. Sometimes it is […]

The sound of the letter n Is held for about 1/4 of the second, and the entire phrase is said in a monotone. The phrase of […]

A sound effect (increasing from a low tone to a high tone, or decreasing from a high tone to a low tone) often made with the […]

The Waldos often greet each other one-on-one with the title of “Doctor”, said in a respectful manner and tone. Waldos sometimes very courteously address strangers with […]

A noise made for amusement. Used like Eyot–said to unsuspecting strangers for the purpose of secretly laughing at their reaction or response, or at their obliviousness […]