Noise & Vocalizations

March 5, 2023

‘It’s GOING to Happen!’  aka  It’s ‘GOING’ to Happen!

‘It’s GOING to Happen! is The Waldos catchphrase/joke for a special moment in a Waldo’s life (and probably in your own life); it is an in-the-moment hard realization […]
March 5, 2023

The School of Head Bobbing

On any day you might see the Waldos driving by in the four-door 1966 Chevy Impala with their heads bobbing inside the car along the window […]
February 14, 2023

The ‘Proximity!’ Game

Who doesn’t know cry uncle? ‘Cry uncle’ is when you admit defeat, surrender, or plead for mercy, especially in an informal physical contest of some kind.  […]
January 29, 2023

The Tropic of Oknaton

The Waldos could get creative in describing a cannabis episode of ‘extremely stoned or too spaced out’.  We came up with new names to describe the […]
January 29, 2023

Tiny Mind’ Narrations

There used to be a television show called (Mutual of Omaha’s) Wild Kingdom.  It was a wildlife and nature documentary show where every action and activity […]
March 22, 2022

Peer Pressure, Peer Pressure, Peer Pressure! ™

October 5, 2021

There’s Bubbles in the Toilet ™

After high school, one Waldo became a resident manager for a small apartment building.  With the connection, other Waldos moved into the building soon after. As with […]
September 29, 2021

B I’m Floating™ Cratty Man

B, … I’m Floating!™ The Waldos had and still have a friend named Rick Cratty … We call him Cratty Man. Whenever you would get high […]
September 16, 2021

Crazy Patrick ™

Look, here’s the deal, I get everything and you get nothing ™ Waldo Larry’s impersonation of Waldo Dave’s wheeler-dealer crazy brother Patrick expressing Patrick’s idea of […]