Noise & Vocalizations

‘It’s GOING to Happen! is The Waldos catchphrase/joke for a special moment in a Waldo’s life (and probably in your own life); it is an in-the-moment hard realization […]

On any day you might see the Waldos driving by in the four-door 1966 Chevy Impala with their heads bobbing inside the car along the window […]

Who doesn’t know cry uncle? ‘Cry uncle’ is when you admit defeat, surrender, or plead for mercy, especially in an informal physical contest of some kind.  […]

The Waldos could get creative in describing a cannabis episode of ‘extremely stoned or too spaced out’.  We came up with new names to describe the […]

There used to be a television show called (Mutual of Omaha’s) Wild Kingdom.  It was a wildlife and nature documentary show where every action and activity […]

After high school, one Waldo became a resident manager for a small apartment building.  With the connection, other Waldos moved into the building soon after. As with […]

B, … I’m Floating!™ The Waldos had and still have a friend named Rick Cratty … We call him Cratty Man. Whenever you would get high […]

Look, here’s the deal, I get everything and you get nothing ™ Waldo Dave’s impersonation of brother Patrick expressing Patrick’s idea of a fair trade negotiation […]