EYOT ™
Many people have wondered what “EYOT” (pronounced eeyot) might mean, as it is included on the The Waldos’ Original 420 flag. “Eyot!” was/is often said to unsuspecting strangers for the purpose of secretly laughing at their reaction or response to it, or secretly laughing at their total obliviousness to the sound. Originally it was nothing […]
Zoit! ™” or “ F F F T Zoit! ™
A noise made for amusement. Used like Eyot–said to unsuspecting strangers for the purpose of secretly laughing at their reaction or response, or at their obliviousness to the sound. The word has no meaning whatsoever. It started out as just “Zoit,” but when a Waldo uttered it instantly after taking a hit off a joint, […]
Doctor
The Waldos often greet each other one-on-one with the title of “Doctor”, said in a respectful manner and tone. Waldos sometimes very courteously address strangers with the title of “Doctor”, but in those cases it is more of a private-joke mocking of the title. Background origination and undercurrent of the Waldos usage of “Doctor: One […]
Zheup ™
A sound effect (increasing from a low tone to a high tone, or decreasing from a high tone to a low tone) often made with the hand gesture of an index finger and a thumb closing a gap, as in depicting a shrinking. When this sound and action was made for strangers, for fun, the […]
Nnnoo Waldo ™
The sound of the letter n Is held for about 1/4 of the second, and the entire phrase is said in a monotone. The phrase of “nnnooo Waldo” means any of the following: Your grand idea is an idea that you alone think is good. I don’t want to do what you are suggesting for […]
Waldo Lobster Lock ™
A Waldos’s fast and sometimes painful hard grab and squeeze on another Waldos elbow/lower arm. Always forwarned by a yell of ‘lobster lock’. Sometimes it is simply forewarned by an “ach” sound, and a brandishing of a hand in the shape of a claw.
Oscuflippen ™
Norwegian sounding noise made in front of tourists, at rather large volume. Usually made by two Waldos and always conveying a consensus or some form of agreement between the two. It is followed by a mutual ‘yes’ chin nod and a delighted laugh. It is also accompanied by excitedly pointing out something far off with […]
No’s ™
A Waldo joke, with therapeutic value; slapping a table 3 times with one flat hand, yelling “no! “. Each consecutive “no!” is a more-demonstrative greater mock, and release of the emotion of anger. A rarely seen antic …so expertly done by Waldo Dave. Undercurrent of Waldo usage: Let’s face it, there’s a lot of people, […]
Bpiaeu ™
Waldo noise-mocking of an over-the-top counterculture type, spiritual New Age type, or euphoric Grateful Dead deadhead type. The noise sounds like the twang of a lower note guitar string. The sound would sometimes be accompanied by hand imitations of the hand motions of spaced-out dancers at some rock concerts. Undercurrent of Waldo usage: The Waldos […]
I’ma not gonna buy ™
A bit of Waldos culture from post high school.. A couple of Waldos lived in a house together. Whenever they would ask the tight-fisted landlord for anything, such as a new carpet or refrigerator, she was very quick to reject it with a colorful adamant Italian-accented refusal… “Oh no, I’ma not gonna buy”. There was […]